Welcome to a Sexy World of Sexy Sex
Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the
universe, and if you aren't instantly good at it you probably never
will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should
know before even attempting sex.
Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your
rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual
technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated.
Every STD they have suffered from -- sometimes for way too long -- just
to see what would happen.
But beware -- this sexy knowledge comes with a terrible price:
First, a suggested retail of $24.95 ($29.95 in Canada). Admittedly on
the high end for this type of book, but the authors have to eat.
Second -- and far more important -- after you have read this book,
there is no going back.
Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex
cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life
orgasming you brains out and neglecting your friendships, you career,
and every other aspect of your life that doesn't involve constant
genital stimulation. To call you a "mindless sex zombie" would be
putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will
your legions of sexual partners.
WELL, ARE YOU IN?